Tess Explains It All

It happend.

Tonight.

Boys are so funny. I haven’t had a boyfriend in so long I forgot about all the silly things you do when you hang out with boys. Like…watch stand up comedy.
For. Hours.
hahahah I mean, it’s amusing. I enjoy it. And it exposes me to some comedians I would have never even paid attention to before. But it’s such a guy thing. Too funny.

I went to the opening night of the musical “Fela” tonight. They had a live band on stage and one of the guitar players was absolutely GORGEOUS! (If you are into that older man, bad boy, musician, biceps, tan complexion thing.
I felt like we were both looking at each other the whole show ( I was in the 4th row ) but I can’t be quite sure. But he was so good looking I started imaging making babies with him and what our future together would look like.
I may or may not have run home after the show, looked for his name in the program, then googled the sh*t out of him. You can pretty much find anyone on earth if you search for them on the internet right? Well of course my luck…. NOTHING. He’s not anywhere to be found!!! I just dont understand! It’s so tragic!

Now my plan to facebook friend request him, say something charming, go to dinner, and soon be bf gf with him is all ruined! 😦