I don’t want to be skinny

Mindy Kaling to VOGUE

BTW her show got renewed for another season.  Way to go Mindy!!

(via voguingfemme)

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playboydreamz:

I almost forgot…..Nevada State Senator Kelvin Atkinson comes out as a black gay man today

 

Good for him.  And he also teaches the straight folk how to read at the same time, flawless.

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Diet Update! 10 Days Until the Big Day!

Oh heyyyyyyyyyyy everyone!!! Well in exactly one week from today I will be on a plane to Hawaii for my bff’s wedding!!!

The time has finally come!!! I went to get my dress altered today and thankfully…it zipped all the way!!! Hoorayyyyy! Last time I tried on my bridesmaid dress it was about an inch away from clasping. So THAT is very exciting! And the very first time I tried it on…it wouldn’t even zip half way. haha
I officially fit in my dress I bought 2 sizes too small in hopes of losing weight. haha The only problem is…I can barely breathe in it. I have exactly 10 days until the actual wedding day and in those 10 days I need to lose at least another 2 pounds to feel comfortable on that day!

Why do I do this to myself????? Fail fail.

I’m proud that I’ve lost 7lbs. And that at least my dress does zip up. haha I’m just bummed I have to be stressed out about it the whole time I’m in Hawaii.

I’m just going to continue to eat clean, eat very little, and get workouts in on the beach.

Did you know there’s a way to text EVERY SINGLE PERSON IN YOUR PHONE BOOK??
Well I didn’t until I got a text tonight from an ex who I haven’t spoken to in a year or two.
And the text was “A must watch” and a link to a YouTube video. I replied “is this spam?” Thinking… It was and I wouldn’t get a reply because my ex had changed his number and now his old number was just spam texting me.
WELL, he wrote me back.
Saying it’s a real text that he had sent out to everyone in his phone and it’s a funny YouTube video worth watching. I replied “okay cool” emoticon thumbs up sign.

Shoot meeeeeeeeeeee.

Ohhh goodness. So I’m watching this new show on Bravo called ‘Online Dating Rituals of the American Male’ and it makes me question any and all online dates I have ever been on. Some of the guys on this show are nice and normal but 90% of them are douche bags!! When they first meet a girl they always say “wow, you look even better in person!” And then they tell the camera privately “she’s like a 7. Her knee caps are deformed and her waist is not proportionate to her boobs”
Like ummmm say whaaaaaaa???

And many of the douchey guys all say online dating is for getting laid.
Dear men, I can guarantee you girls are not online dating to get laid.

Girls online date because they can’t meet guys through friends or at work so they turn to dating sites to meet a larger pool of men. NOT TO GET LAID.

Sheesh…

THE LAST GUY I DATED

howdoiputthisgently:

This happened to me when I was in Vegas last weekend for a a Bachelorette party. I saw this super hot guy from across the pool and my friends and I called him over. He swam all the way over to us and as he arrived we all soon discovered he had missing teeth lolol

shittier:

sofalcondone:

oH MY GOD I FORGOT THIS VIDEO EXISTED OH MY FUCKING GOD

OH MY LORD WHAT THE FUCK

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