It was announced today that the man I spent most of my teenage years obsessing over is now engaged to Jessica Biel.
Con-grat-u-fu*kin-lations. I think we can all agree that this marriage will last a lifetime and they’ll spend a long long long happy life together.
For. Sure.
This CANNOT be happening!!!! Justin Timberlake is not ready for marriage. Nothing about him screams, I am ready to settle down. This is the old classic case of the woman threatening to leave him if he doesnt propose, so he does it because he loves her and doesnt want to lose her. Not because he himself wants to get married. 10 million dollars says they dont even make it down the aisle. 🙂
Tess Explains It All 