Me: I wish I could be as in shape as you are. It must be so nice to be SO hot and good looking and just have such a perfect body you can be proud of. And people just look at you and think you’re gorgeous. I want that so bad. Just for like one solid year of my life, I want to be that girl with the hot skinny body that every guy wants. And you can pick any guy you want, no matter who they are and say “yup, I want you.” And they want you too!
Friend: Yup. It’s amazing.
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