Tess Explains It All

I didn’t watch much of this season’s Real Housewives of Orange County but I did tune in tonight to watch the Reunion Part 2. Nothing like a good reunion show to fire me up and make me want to vent all my feelings out. Uggg.. these women just KILL me. Let me break down the problems I have with each woman:

New girl-Heather: I’m not sure if I like you yet. Your house is gorgeous, you seem somewhat normal. I just don’t like people that are newbies on the show and act bitchy to other cast members. Like how she treated Alexis- a little much for someone so new to the party.

Alexis: People have very low tolerance for idiots. Alexis, unfortunately is an idiot who probably got by her whole life on her good looks. Now that she’s on a reality show… people do not have patience for her stupidity. I think she’s a nice girl and is very innocent. If she would just drop the act and be real and chill, more people would like her and respect her and not care so much that she’s kind of dumb.

Vicki: Apparently everyone doesn’t want her to find love and be happy. All those women that claim they “just want to see her happy” and that they are “looking out for her” is bullshit. If they really wanted her to be happy they would bring up the issue about her boyfriend once: “Hey so I kind of get the feeling your new bf is an opportunist and might be using you for fame. I hope I’m wrong but I love you and want you to honestly be aware of this.” Then let it go. But instead all the other housewives bash Vicki’s new boyfriend and tear him down over every judgemental detail. It’s like they just want her to be alone and single. It’s Vicki’s life and if she chooses to ignore the fact that he has no car and no job and loves him anyway and is hoping he genuinely loves her, then that’s no one else’s business. Vicki did a pretty decent job defending herself but I wish she would have done better.

Gretchen: Ohhhh Gretchen. She used to be my favorite but after this season, she’s lost it. The evil Tamra is rubbing off on her and she’s almost as ugly as she is. But I have faith that Gretchen can bounce back and be the sensible girl that she is. I understand why she was calling Vicki a hypocrite, but she cant sit there and scold only one part of the team. Tamra was even worse to her about stuff and she looks dumb being Tamra’s friend but sitting there trying to call out Vicki.

Tamra: Oh where do I even begin on how much I dislike Tamra? She’s a bully and she likes to purposely say things to people to hit below the belt. She likes making fun of everyone when clearly she’s the one with the most issues. No one knows how to call her out on her bullshit. No one seems strong enough. I wish I could be on that show just so I could call her out. If anyone could shut her up and put her in her place, it would be me (I decided). Every season and every reunion show Tamra sits there pointing the finger and bashing everyone else’s lives. But it’s like, why is she so involved in everyone else? Why does she want to bring all these women down who are her castmates and even good friends? It shows her true colors and just how malicious and mean she is on the inside.