Tess Explains It All

TLC’s  “Virgin Diaries” returned tonight and it was another amazing show. It’s probably one of my favorite shows on tv right now. (and that’s because it’s summer and nothing is on) But really…the show KILLS me.

On tonight’s episode we had Skippy – the 34 year old virgin t-shirt maker. I’m not sure which moment was better. When he went out with his mom and his mom was rocking a t-shirt that read “Wing Mom”, his date in his basement where he served pizza, brought in a random to play guitar and sing so him and his date could “dance” or the fact that he collects the lint out of his belly button and puts it in a jar. You can’t write this stuff folks. This is reality television at it’s finest.

They also brought back our favorite virgin couple (who are now married and sexually active) who had that infamous kiss for the whole world to see. Oh man… it was TERRIBLE. You can tell they have practiced and have definitely toned down the kissing to a more bearable state. But it’s still awkward to witness. I’m glad to see they are still together and still in love.

If you missed it, be sure to catch a re-run. I swear you will be highly amused.