Tess Explains It All

As many of you know, Reese Witherspoon and her hubby were arrested over the weekend. According to reports Reese was very obnoxious with the officer that was arresting her husband for a DUI and said things to him like “Do you know who I am??!” 

The next day after the incident hit every single media outlet, Reese released a statement and said “Out of respect for the ongoing legal situation, I cannot comment on everything that is being reported right now. But I do want to say, I clearly had one drink too many and I am deeply embarrassed about the things I said. It was definitely a scary situation and I was frightened for my husband, but that is no excuse. I was disrespectful to the officer who was just doing his job. I have nothing but respect for the police and I’m very sorry for my behavior.”

Now how freaking awesome is she?? I love when a celebrity tells the honest truth to the public. Now there’s nothing left to talk about. “Oh did you hear about Reese?” “Ya she was just drunk. She apologized.” “Oh cool.” End of story. If every celeb did this there wouldnt be so much constant drama that the media just loooooves to twist and blow out of proportion.

Other celebrities that I wish would follow Reese’s lead on being honest to the public and what I wish they would say:

Amanda Bynes: “I’m going through a quarter of a century midlife crisis so I’m acting out. Also I smoke a lot of weed and it’s making me act a little cray cray. Carry on everyone! Dont mind me!”

Lindsay Lohan: “No matter how many times I go to rehab I still love to go out and party and drink and not take any responsibility for my actions. And it all stems from me wanting attention because my parents are fuck ups and never gave me enough.”

Mary Kate & Ashley: “Sorry we let down all our fans down and grew up to became total odd balls. Don’t hate the celebrity hate the game! “