TLC’s  “Virgin Diaries” returned tonight and it was another amazing show. It’s probably one of my favorite shows on tv right now. (and that’s because it’s summer and nothing is on) But really…the show KILLS me.

On tonight’s episode we had Skippy – the 34 year old virgin t-shirt maker. I’m not sure which moment was better. When he went out with his mom and his mom was rocking a t-shirt that read “Wing Mom”, his date in his basement where he served pizza, brought in a random to play guitar and sing so him and his date could “dance” or the fact that he collects the lint out of his belly button and puts it in a jar. You can’t write this stuff folks. This is reality television at it’s finest.

They also brought back our favorite virgin couple (who are now married and sexually active) who had that infamous kiss for the whole world to see. Oh man… it was TERRIBLE. You can tell they have practiced and have definitely toned down the kissing to a more bearable state. But it’s still awkward to witness. I’m glad to see they are still together and still in love.

If you missed it, be sure to catch a re-run. I swear you will be highly amused.

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okay so, Tamra is not evil nor is she a bully. She tells it like it is. Some people just can’t handle that. Much respect for her. She’s not fake, probably one of the realist housewives there’s ever been.

Tamra is real, but that doesn’t mean that she isn’t a bully or evil. She’s just okay with being a bitch for the world to see. There’s a difference between “telling it like it is” and just saying things to be mean and hurtful and bringing others down. I’m always shocked when I read or hear about her fans. I cant even wrap my head around one quality as a viewer that would make her likeable.

I didn’t watch much of this season’s Real Housewives of Orange County but I did tune in tonight to watch the Reunion Part 2. Nothing like a good reunion show to fire me up and make me want to vent all my feelings out. Uggg.. these women just KILL me. Let me break down the problems I have with each woman:

New girl-Heather: I’m not sure if I like you yet. Your house is gorgeous, you seem somewhat normal. I just don’t like people that are newbies on the show and act bitchy to other cast members. Like how she treated Alexis- a little much for someone so new to the party.

Alexis: People have very low tolerance for idiots. Alexis, unfortunately is an idiot who probably got by her whole life on her good looks. Now that she’s on a reality show… people do not have patience for her stupidity. I think she’s a nice girl and is very innocent. If she would just drop the act and be real and chill, more people would like her and respect her and not care so much that she’s kind of dumb.

Vicki: Apparently everyone doesn’t want her to find love and be happy. All those women that claim they “just want to see her happy” and that they are “looking out for her” is bullshit. If they really wanted her to be happy they would bring up the issue about her boyfriend once: “Hey so I kind of get the feeling your new bf is an opportunist and might be using you for fame. I hope I’m wrong but I love you and want you to honestly be aware of this.” Then let it go. But instead all the other housewives bash Vicki’s new boyfriend and tear him down over every judgemental detail. It’s like they just want her to be alone and single. It’s Vicki’s life and if she chooses to ignore the fact that he has no car and no job and loves him anyway and is hoping he genuinely loves her, then that’s no one else’s business. Vicki did a pretty decent job defending herself but I wish she would have done better.

Gretchen: Ohhhh Gretchen. She used to be my favorite but after this season, she’s lost it. The evil Tamra is rubbing off on her and she’s almost as ugly as she is. But I have faith that Gretchen can bounce back and be the sensible girl that she is. I understand why she was calling Vicki a hypocrite, but she cant sit there and scold only one part of the team. Tamra was even worse to her about stuff and she looks dumb being Tamra’s friend but sitting there trying to call out Vicki.

Tamra: Oh where do I even begin on how much I dislike Tamra? She’s a bully and she likes to purposely say things to people to hit below the belt. She likes making fun of everyone when clearly she’s the one with the most issues. No one knows how to call her out on her bullshit. No one seems strong enough. I wish I could be on that show just so I could call her out. If anyone could shut her up and put her in her place, it would be me (I decided). Every season and every reunion show Tamra sits there pointing the finger and bashing everyone else’s lives. But it’s like, why is she so involved in everyone else? Why does she want to bring all these women down who are her castmates and even good friends? It shows her true colors and just how malicious and mean she is on the inside.

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I can’t handle them!! My own rant/blog to come

bonappetitandontforgetpopney:

Jes-susss. These Women.

Quotes from the RHOC reunion. I’m pretty sure they apply to all the housewife franchises. 

“I never said that, you said that!”

“You are so hypocritical…I’m not hypocritical you are….”

“That’s not what I said, what I said was..”

“I didn’t say you were pretentious, I said you were stuffy.”

“You are psychotic Jesus jugs..”

“But the way you came across…”

I’m mean there’s so many more, I’ll stop here.

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I can’t handle them!! My own rant/blog to come

bonappetitandontforgetpopney:

Jes-susss. These Women.

Quotes from the RHOC reunion. I’m pretty sure they apply to all the housewife franchises.

“I never said that, you said that!”

“You are so hypocritical…I’m not hypocritical you are….”

“That’s not what I said, what I said was..”

“I didn’t say you were pretentious, I said you were stuffy.”

“You are psychotic Jesus jugs..”

“But the way you came across…”

I’m mean there’s so many more, I’ll stop here.

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Okay I cant have my last blog of the night be about donkey sex, so here’s a picture of Taylor. lol

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This is why I shouldnt stay up past 1am. I was reading my Reality Blurred” blog where I discovered this new documentary – Donkey Love.

OMG this is really happening. Watch the trailer above. (dont worry you dont see anything graphic)

It’s a short documentary from Vice released last fall, in which Ryan Duffy explores donkey sex in Colombia and with experts, one of whom suggests this is not limited to Colombia. This interaction with donkeys extends beyond bestiality (sex with animals) to actual romantic love for them.”

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Did anyone watch Madonna’s new music video for “Turn Up The Radio?”

Ya…. neither did I.

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