Tess Explains It All

howdoiputthisgently:

I’M LIKE:

italian-luxury:

Katy Perry: For my performance, I’ll need  20 dancers, smoke, pyrotechnic effects, giant trees in the background, a light show, the blood of Unicorns, a spaceship, aliens and an Egyptian pyramid.

Beyonce: A chair will be fine.

juliansballclenchingfalsetto:

as daft punk walk onstage to accept their grammy they remove their helmets to reveal they are both ashton kutcher and you’ve all been Daft Punk’d