My mind is officially blown. I found out on facebook that the guy who I dated years ago…who occasionally still hits me up to hook up even though he’s had a girlfriend for a year or so…. PROPOSED.

He’s freaking engaged. What. The. Fuck.

Mind blown!! Especially since I have text messages from him begging me to come over only 3 weeks ago.

Seriously my jaw dropped when I saw he had proposed. Truly mind boggling.

Yup.This sums it up.

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Yup.This sums it up.

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OMG…

I never watch late night television but here I am watching Jimmy Kimmel Live and Mark Walberg’s friend named Nacho is on and he just ate TWO balls of wasabi and THREE full glasses of straight tobasco sauce. I am sooooo disturbed!!