Breaking news: Kristen Stewart caught cheating on Robert Pattinson!

I read this headline on twitter and almost swerved off the road to read the link and see the picture. (just kidding…I totally wasn’t reading twitter and driving)

But when I saw this headline I thought it had to be a lie. But they said there was photographic proof!! I looked at the picture which showed the director of Snow White & The Huntsman with his arms around Kristen, leaning into her ear, and Kristen looking like she was enjoying it. But I just don’t know if I believe it. I need another picture. This picture could easily be him just standing behind her, telling her something, their arms both raised to look like they are embraced. I just don’t think she would cheat on RPatz!! Tabloids took one silly picture and totally spun it and made it into a huge scandal.

Right???

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Okay. Will do….

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Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez at tonight’s Teen Choice Awards.

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Taylor Swift at the Teen Choice Awards tonight.

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“I think God puts the right people in our lives when the timing is just right. And I feel like that with us. I feel like the timing was just right.”

“I found my everything. I’m so in love with you. And I promise you that if you let me into your life you will never feel lonely again.”

“I want you to know what I’m about to ask you is a forever thing. Emily, will you marry me?”

                                            ——- Jef Holm’s proposal on The Bachelorette

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My boy got picked!! Jef with one F was chosen tonight by Emily and he got down on one knee and proposed to her during tonight’s finale. He said a lot of amazing things during his proposal. One can only hope it works out with these two because the words were heavy and should not be taken lightly.

Emily did something no bachelor or bachelorette had ever done before on the show and that was she sent the other “contestant” home before they could even have a final date. She didnt even give the other guy (Arie) a chance because she knew in her heart that Jef was already the one. 

The three hour finale showed a “Live After The Rose Special” and the audience learned that Jef and Emily are STILL together and happy. I hope it works out for them but if not, I’m always available, Jef. 😉

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I didn’t watch much of this season’s Real Housewives of Orange County but I did tune in tonight to watch the Reunion Part 2. Nothing like a good reunion show to fire me up and make me want to vent all my feelings out. Uggg.. these women just KILL me. Let me break down the problems I have with each woman:

New girl-Heather: I’m not sure if I like you yet. Your house is gorgeous, you seem somewhat normal. I just don’t like people that are newbies on the show and act bitchy to other cast members. Like how she treated Alexis- a little much for someone so new to the party.

Alexis: People have very low tolerance for idiots. Alexis, unfortunately is an idiot who probably got by her whole life on her good looks. Now that she’s on a reality show… people do not have patience for her stupidity. I think she’s a nice girl and is very innocent. If she would just drop the act and be real and chill, more people would like her and respect her and not care so much that she’s kind of dumb.

Vicki: Apparently everyone doesn’t want her to find love and be happy. All those women that claim they “just want to see her happy” and that they are “looking out for her” is bullshit. If they really wanted her to be happy they would bring up the issue about her boyfriend once: “Hey so I kind of get the feeling your new bf is an opportunist and might be using you for fame. I hope I’m wrong but I love you and want you to honestly be aware of this.” Then let it go. But instead all the other housewives bash Vicki’s new boyfriend and tear him down over every judgemental detail. It’s like they just want her to be alone and single. It’s Vicki’s life and if she chooses to ignore the fact that he has no car and no job and loves him anyway and is hoping he genuinely loves her, then that’s no one else’s business. Vicki did a pretty decent job defending herself but I wish she would have done better.

Gretchen: Ohhhh Gretchen. She used to be my favorite but after this season, she’s lost it. The evil Tamra is rubbing off on her and she’s almost as ugly as she is. But I have faith that Gretchen can bounce back and be the sensible girl that she is. I understand why she was calling Vicki a hypocrite, but she cant sit there and scold only one part of the team. Tamra was even worse to her about stuff and she looks dumb being Tamra’s friend but sitting there trying to call out Vicki.

Tamra: Oh where do I even begin on how much I dislike Tamra? She’s a bully and she likes to purposely say things to people to hit below the belt. She likes making fun of everyone when clearly she’s the one with the most issues. No one knows how to call her out on her bullshit. No one seems strong enough. I wish I could be on that show just so I could call her out. If anyone could shut her up and put her in her place, it would be me (I decided). Every season and every reunion show Tamra sits there pointing the finger and bashing everyone else’s lives. But it’s like, why is she so involved in everyone else? Why does she want to bring all these women down who are her castmates and even good friends? It shows her true colors and just how malicious and mean she is on the inside.

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I can’t handle them!! My own rant/blog to come

bonappetitandontforgetpopney:

Jes-susss. These Women.

Quotes from the RHOC reunion. I’m pretty sure they apply to all the housewife franchises.

“I never said that, you said that!”

“You are so hypocritical…I’m not hypocritical you are….”

“That’s not what I said, what I said was..”

“I didn’t say you were pretentious, I said you were stuffy.”

“You are psychotic Jesus jugs..”

“But the way you came across…”

I’m mean there’s so many more, I’ll stop here.

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