Tess Explains It All

So I’m at Birds cafe last night in Hollywood with friends. The night is wrapping up…they’ve called last call and we’re all getting ready to leave. All of a sudden this guy comes up to me and strikes up a conversation. I don’t want to be too harsh but let’s be honest… he was a 3. And he was probably about 37 years old. lol

He starts talking to me about who knows what. I was about 17 shots into the night at this point. I think he asked me about work and where I lived and because I’m a nice girl I chatted it up with him. Well before I knew it, he asked me for my number. I said yes because I just find it too hard sometimes to tell a guy no. Now what he does next is definitely a first for me. He busts out..and I’m not joking… a little black book. There are guys that really have these?! I thought this was just a myth. He busts out his pen to go with it, and proceeds to write down my name and phone number in his black book. THEN he writes his name down on a different piece of paper, rips it out, and gives it to me. His name was Don just to add to the humor of this situation. Why didnt he have a cell phone? What person of this century gets a girl’s number with a pen and paper?? My mind was boggled.

So today about mid afternoon, I get a phone call from an unknown number. I let it go straight to voicemail. Well guess who it was!! My good friend Don! Here’s what his voicemail said… “Hi Tess this is Don from Birds last night, how are you? I wanted to give you a call, looking through my notebook this morning. It was really great to meet you. So give me a call at your convenience, I’d like to find out what it’s like to be you.”

Pause for reaction. …. I’d like to find out what it’s like to be you?!?! bahahhahahhaha Well this guy is full of firsts. I’ve definitely never heard that one before. lol Oh man…just another night of living the single life.