Tonight my apartment complex had a “come meet your neighbors on the deck” pizza party. Of course I was stoked because I see about 5 hot guys a day running around this complex so I thought….PERFECT! I can finally meet some! …or friendly neighbors…either or.
Well turns out “pizza” party was actually just “grab some free pizza, hang out by yourself, then leave” party . So… my roommate and I didnt meet a single person. Wait, I take that back. We did meet one very odd strange girl who plopped herself right down next to us and said “Hi. How long have you two lived here? Oh cool. I’ve lived here since June and my car got broken into.”
Umm… okay. hahaha Sheesh! And don’t think we didn’t try. It was just unfortunate that the only people that showed up to the party were couples and tenants over the age of 40. Cool.
I think the next party should be a “come work out in the gym” party so then maybe the hot guys will actually be around and I can meet one!








