Jessica Simpson reveals her baby bump on twitter over the weekend.
What the hell?? How far along is she?? That is already some bump!!
28 Dec 2012 Leave a comment
in Fitness, Just My Random Thoughts Tags: cookies, gym, holidays
The office right now, during the holidays, is jammed packed with good food. Imagine having over 100 clients and almost all of them give some kind of gift basket to the office. It is out of control! We’ll pretty much have goodies until March.
Today my boss walked around passing out mini chocolate chip cupcakes. And they tasted like HEAVEN. Seriously…way better than Sprinkles cupcakes. I had two. 
Then within 5 minutes he walked around again with another fresh box of pastries and I had this cinnamon soft cookie filled with some kind of amazing cream. It was epic. Orgasm in my mouth!
If you’ve seen me lately and you’ve thought to yourself “oh boy…Tess has put on a few lbs.” Well this is why. Holidays at the office!! Gah!! See you at the gym January 1st with all the other millions of people.
27 Dec 2012 Leave a comment
Rumor has it that Britney Spears will be fired from her X-Factor gig.
This comes as no surprise to fans and viewers who watched this last season of X-Factor. Britney contributed nothing but one sentence critiques and comments like “that’s amazing” the entire show. Her comments were awkward and she looked uncomfortable the entire time.
Even the legendary Britney Spears couldn’t perform the way her fans, Simon, and X-Factor producers hoped she would. What’s in store next for Britney now that this is over? New music? Acting? Nothing at all? We’ll see!!
UPDATE: Many people are saying: “Britney isn’t getting fired! She was only supposed to do one season!” Uh huhhhh…keep telling yourself that. If she had rocked it she would have definitely been signed on for another season. No question. She just didn’t deliver.
26 Dec 2012 Leave a comment
in LOL, PoP Culture Tags: britney spears, Christina Aguilera
LOL. I die.
Christmas Eve 2012
25 Dec 2012 Leave a comment
in Just My Random Thoughts, Taylor Swift
Sitting on the couch watching Taylor Swift’s “Fearless” concert on DVD followed by her “Speak Now” concert on dvd. I know it’s strange…but that would make me so happy.
Then follow that up with my three favorite holiday movies: Home Alone, Love Actually and The Holiday.
The perfect Christmas eve for sure!!! Doubt any of this will happen though but it’s okay. haha
25 Dec 2012 Leave a comment
in Taylor Swift
http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/tessexplainsitall/38755167880/tumblr_mfeh0j9nF21qzx66h?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
Christmas When You Were Mine – Taylor Swift
Merry Christmas Eve from Taylor Swift!!! haha
WHEN IM OUT AND I SEE MY EX
25 Dec 2012 Leave a comment
in LOL, The Single Life/Love Stories
I FEEL LIKE THIS:
BUT I ACT LIKE THIS:
Tess Explains It All 