OMGGGG this movie looks HILARIOUS! “Bad Teacher” staring Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake. I laughed out loud at the trailer at least 3 times. Can’t wait to see this!! “I wanna sit on his face” hahahhaa Dying.

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Loving Jennifer Aniston’s new haircut!! Looks so cute! But then again she’d look great with any hair style. 

source: cocoperez.com

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Wow Jared Leto …you are HOT!  Be my boyfriend now? K thanks! 

source: perezhilton.com

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Maybe it’s because it’s late at night or maybe just cause it’s really beautiful but I teared up watching this youtube of Maria Aragon sing on the Ellen Degeneres show. I had heard about this little girl singing a cover of Lady Gaga’s “Born This Way” and Lady Gaga seeing it and then deciding to meet her, but I hadn’t seen the original video yet. 

The message of this song is so beautiful and the words are so touching…and hearing the simple version Maria sings really makes you realize that. Bravo to this young girl who has such a bright future in front of her and bravo to Lady Gaga for recognizing her fans the way she does. 

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Amanda Seyfried is one of my favorite actresses right now. I loved her after her roles in “Mama Mia” and “Dear John”. Here she is on March’s cover of Interview Magazine where she was interviewed by Justin Timberlake… her co-star for their upcoming movie “Now” .

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I am SOOOO excited to move into my new apartment in Marina Del Rey!! It’s going to be the start of a new me! We have a gym at the complex so my new goal is to wake up every morning at about 6:30am and hit the gym before work. Also the complex offers workout classes at 6:30pm every night so I plan to head home after work and try to hit up those classes as well.

I’ve gotten lazy and fat and I need to start taking better care of myself. I plan on getting a beach cruiser so I can ride my bike to the beach on the weekends as well. There’s no more excuses!! New active lifestyle starts now.

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Okay…maybe Kim’s new boyfriend isn’t as cute as I thought? Or does he just not photograph well?

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Kris Humphries Not That Hot

Okay…maybe Kim’s new boyfriend isn’t as cute as I thought? Or does he just not photograph well?

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B Spears Looks Miserable

Poor Britney… she looks miserable. My heart aches for her.

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Single Girl Story #6

This last Friday night I went with my good friend Shayda to an amateur MMA fight here in Los Angeles. I’m a huge fan of UFC and cage fighting for one reason and one reason only…the fighters are my type of guys. I love their muscles, their shaved heads and their tattoos. It is like bro paradise at one of these events.

Shayda was the photographer for the event so she got to stand up on this high pedestal attached to the cage. Since she had hooked me up with a ticket…I was there with her, but by myself. I sat right below her, in the front row with my jameson and 7-up and was super excited to see these fights so close up. 

About 5 fights in (there were 13 total) the place really started to fill up. I went from sitting alone in the front row…to sitting next to a bunch of older men right next to me. Luckily, they were friendly and we got to talking a bit and joked about the different fighters. Soon after, one of the men came up to me and kneeled down beside me and said “You’re in my seat. But don’t worry, I’ll let you stay there.” In which I responded, “Are you sure? I’m sorry. I can move. It’s totally fine.” and he goes “No no, it’s fine…dont worry about it.” Apparently he was the brother of the president of the company throwing the fight so he was all over the place anyway. Walking around and saying hi to all the different people he knew. So he got up and kept walking around.

Well, about 15 minutes later one of the fights got really intense and next thing I know he comes back up to me and says “Here, I gotta see this. Sit on my lap.” Now…most girls would have probably been like “No no…sit down, I’ll go find another seat.” But nope, not me. I proceeded to sit on this guy’s lap. Most. Awkward. Moment. Ever. I just didn’t want to miss the fight by walking around and trying to find a new seat since the place was so packed, and I felt like I had bonded with these guys well enough so no big deal. 

About 3 minutes after I was sitting there next thing I know Miss “My hair is bleach blonde and colored brown on the bottom layer, I’m wearing a tube top with the back cut up so you can see all my back tattoos” comes walking up to me. If you know what white trash girls from Huntington Beach look like…this was her. My mind automatically started to panic and my first thought was “Shit, this is his wife.” Here’s how the conversation went:

Girl “Hi. What’s YOUR name??”

Me: “Hi! I’m Tess” (big smile and shake this girl’s hand)

Girl: “Oh hi Tess. Are you having fun??”

Me: “Um…yes. Great fight.”

Guy’s lap I’m sitting on: “Tess, this is my daughter.”

Girl: “Uh huh…SO, how long have you known Mark?”

Me: *awkward laugh* “Oh um..ya we just met. Oh look, my drink is empty, I better get a new one…” 

This is where I proceed to jump off this guy’s lap and run out of the convention room and straight to the bar. I didn’t even look back. I was all by myself and the last thing I needed was to get my ass beat by some trashy girl. I ordered myself a beer, snuck back into the convention room and sat 4 rows back next to some random 14 year old kid and a father with his 5 year old son. Shayda looked back at me eventually with a questioning look on why I had moved and I just shook my head and laughed and told her I would fill her in later. That daughter had attitude and an agenda and I did not to fill it.

Just another night of being a single girl. 😉

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