Me: So I just realized something very important. A girl needs to end up with a guy who worships her. The only way a girl is ever going to be treated the way she deserves is if the guy worships her!”
Friend: Agreed. Good point.
Me: A guy will never be douchey if he worships his girl. He’ll do anything for her, and be so sweet and loving.
Friend: And I’ll worship him in return!
Me: Oh ya true. It’ll be even better if you worship him too. Nothing but happiness!
Me:Oh wait… I think I just defined love….Not that big of a revelation like I thought.
Friend: Oh is that what this is? Love?
Tess Explains It All 