Facebook is sooooooooooooooooo annoying. Why do I even look at it anymore??

I need to just stop….

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5 Facebook Statuses That We’re All Sick Of

hahahah freaking hilar

The internet has nailed it again!! Check out this website Un-Baby Me that links to your facebook and replaces all those baby pictures showing up on your feed with other things you’d rather look at. Such as cute cats, pugs, bacon… lol

Genius.

Unbaby.me

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I’m not sure what’s more annoying…

Political facebook rants or facebook status updates where people say: “Okay everyone!! The election is over! Let’s all move on!!!!”

Everyone is trying to stand out and be clever but they’re all just saying the same thing!!!!!

One person said it best, “You know you’re over political updates when you’d rather hear how pregnant everyone is.” 

hahahaha

When my married friends on facebook post status updates like “Happy 4 month anniversary hubby!”

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WHEN I SEE ANOTHER RANDOM ENGAGEMENT ANNOUNCEMENT ON FACEBOOK…

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When another facebook friend updates their status about how much they love their gf/bf I’m just like…

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When another facebook friend updates their status about how much they love their gf/bf I’m just like…

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I know it’s hard to believe but there will be a day when people get sick of reading about other peoples lives on facebook and they will stop tuning in.

I’m pretty close to reaching that point already, I know that much. 

The question is what will take over and how can I be the first one to invent it???

Let’s discuss…

this new facebook feature where they list all the contacts in your phone and link it to their facebook profiles. You can go through your facebook contact list…and if someone is in your phone, has a facebook page, but you arent their friend on facebook, it’ll ask you to add them as a friend.

Kind of amazing. 

For people like me who have names in their phone under “jersey shore guy”, “hot tub guy” “Tom from the bar” “Creeper-dont answer” …etc.. this little feature comes in handy. 

As I was scrolling through the list on facebook I noticed there was one guy who was in my telephone but I was not friends with on facebook. So I sent him a friend request. He looked super hot in his picture…but not familiar at all.

Sure enough, he accepted, and as I looked through the rest of his pictures I STILL had no clue who he was. So I did the next logical step, I called the number linked to his facebook profile knowing whatever I had him listed as in my phone would pop up. I dialed the number, hit send…and guess what name popped up? “Guy I Met At Club Haute-LA.”

Me and ‘Guy I Met At Club Haute- LA’ are officially facebook friends now. Ohhh joy!! Luckily, once I saw the contact name I immediately remembered who he was. And all the memories of why I didn’t continue talking with this guy came flooding back. :-/