Here’s an idea of what goes through my head while on a first date:
“Okay. Can’t be late. I cant have him thinking I’m one of those girls that doesnt respect him and shows up late. But I can’t be early because I want to be the one that walks in second. He should spot me walking in first. Not the other way around.”
“Oh there he is! Okay…shorter that what I expected. Damn….I shouldn’t have worn heels. Dammit why did I wear heels??!”
“Hug him… smile. Look gorgeous. Act natural and friendly…. wonder what he’s thinking of my outfit? Does he think I look hot or is he wishing he could run the other way right now? …He looks good. I could picture him as my future husband.”
“Okay we’re ordering drinks and dinner. Lord… what do I choose? Dont want to look like a lush. Should I go for wine? Wine says sophistication and class. Or should i get a beer? A beer will say “I’m a fun girl who likes sports and doesnt take life too seriously! Damn I’ll just order a vodka soda. That shows I can handle my booze but I watch my weight cause I order it with soda water. Perfect” ….
“Casual conversation time… dont allow any awkward pauses. Those are the worst. I need to make my life sound fun and interesting. When I mention my job is in accounting, make it sound way more exciting than it really is. Just by saying my job is in accounting he’ll think I’m smart and successful. Perfect! But he can’t think I’m more successful than him. Ego thing.”
“Oh gosh dinner has arrived. Glad my salad looks filling. I mean, I LOVE salads. Order them all the time. So filling. His steak looks amazing. I could go for a steak right now. Damn why didnt I order a steak??”
“Oooo second vodka soda is starting to kick it. I’m funny I’m charming… he is loving me. This is going SO well! Why do I stress about dating? It’s SO much fun!!”
“Oh crap bill has arrived. Should I do the reach for my wallet? Offer to pay half? I dont want him to think I’m expecting him to pick up the tab…even though I am. Then he’ll think I’m one of THOSE girls. High maintenance. Okay I’ll offer.”
“Yes! He paid the whole tab himself. Success!! This one is a keeper!! What a gentleman. Cant wait to tell the girls after he picked up the tab. They will be SO impressed.”
“Okay date is coming to an end. He offered to walk me to my car. Make sure to thank him for dinner once again and express what a wonderful time I had. I’m nervous. Crap I’m so nervous. What do I say now?? Did he think this went as well as I did? Is he going to try to kiss me goodnight? Oh gosh… he’s facing me. He’s leaning in. He kissed me!! Ahhhh! Trying not to show my excitement. Act natural. Act calm. Say goodbye and be on your merry way.”
“Well that date was a success. We’re practically boyfriend girlfriend now. I can’t wait to see him again. Wonder when I’ll hear from him again. I cant wait to tell my friends ALL about this!!”
Tess Explains It All 