So some of you may think….

06 Jan 2012 Leave a comment

by calabri2 in Just My Random Thoughts Tags:

I’m a weirdo for being SO in love with Vampire Diaries. But you need to just get on tumblr and search the tag “Vampire Diaries” to discover just how not alone I am. There are thousands of people like me with me EXACT same thoughts. Only better!!

06 Jan 2012 Leave a comment

by calabri2 in Uncategorized

ryciekaboodles:

FINALLY!

I am emotionally unstable right now.

okbye.

I don’t know whether to be relieved that Jeremy didn’t die in tonight’s Vampire Diaries episode, or sad that he is leaving for an unknown amount of time.

06 Jan 2012 Leave a comment

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abeautifulmetaphor:

SERIOUSLYYYYYY!

OMG OMG I went from crying about Jeremy leaving to screaming and jumping up and down with THAT KISS! OMG that is a kiss not that tiny bed kiss everyone freaked out about. SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW

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awesomeobsessions:

AGREED!!!!

05 Jan 2012 Leave a comment

This is so freaking funny. “Shit Single Girls Say”

So so true. I mean…I know I say this ish ALL the freaking time. It is spot on. hahhaha

Now they need to do a video of what girls with boyfriends say.

(Source: http://www.youtube.com/)

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05 Jan 2012 Leave a comment

Guess what show returns tonight!! VAMPIRE DIARIES!!!! YIPPEEEEE!!

I’m going to spend the evening with my bestie Alicia having dinner, watching Vampire Diaries, then the new season of Jersey Shore, THEN Project Runway. Not too shabby of a Thursday 🙂

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05 Jan 2012 Leave a comment

It was announced today that the man I spent most of my teenage years obsessing over is now engaged to Jessica Biel.

Con-grat-u-fu*kin-lations. I think we can all agree that this marriage will last a lifetime and they’ll spend a long long long happy life together.

For. Sure.

This CANNOT be happening!!!! Justin Timberlake is not ready for marriage. Nothing about him screams, I am ready to settle down. This is the old classic case of the woman threatening to leave him if he doesnt propose, so he does it because he loves her and doesnt want to lose her. Not because he himself wants to get married. 10 million dollars says they dont even make it down the aisle. 🙂

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My dating inner monologue…

05 Jan 2012 Leave a comment

by calabri2 in The Single Life/Love Stories Tags: , , ,

Here’s an idea of what goes through my head while on a first date:

“Okay. Can’t be late. I cant have him thinking I’m one of those girls that doesnt respect him and shows up late. But I can’t be early because I want to be the one that walks in second. He should spot me walking in first. Not the other way around.”

“Oh there he is! Okay…shorter that what I expected. Damn….I shouldn’t have worn heels. Dammit why did I wear heels??!”

“Hug him… smile. Look gorgeous. Act natural and friendly…. wonder what he’s thinking of my outfit? Does he think I look hot or is he wishing he could run the other way right now? …He looks good. I could picture him as my future husband.”

“Okay we’re ordering drinks and dinner. Lord… what do I choose? Dont want to look like a lush. Should I go for wine? Wine says sophistication and class. Or should i get a beer?  A beer will say “I’m a fun girl who likes sports and doesnt take life too seriously! Damn I’ll just order a vodka soda. That shows I can handle my booze but I watch my weight cause I order it with soda water. Perfect” ….

“Casual conversation time… dont allow any awkward pauses. Those are the worst. I need to make my life sound fun and interesting. When I mention my job is in accounting, make it sound way more exciting than it really is. Just by saying my job is in accounting he’ll think I’m smart and successful. Perfect! But he can’t think I’m more successful than him. Ego thing.”

“Oh gosh dinner has arrived. Glad my salad looks filling. I mean, I LOVE salads. Order them all the time. So filling. His steak looks amazing. I could go for a steak right now. Damn why didnt I order a steak??”

“Oooo second vodka soda is starting to kick it. I’m funny I’m charming… he is loving me. This is going SO well! Why do I stress about dating? It’s SO much fun!!”

“Oh crap bill has arrived. Should I do the reach for my wallet? Offer to pay half? I dont want him to think I’m expecting him to pick up the tab…even though I am. Then he’ll think I’m one of THOSE girls. High maintenance. Okay I’ll offer.”

“Yes! He paid the whole tab himself. Success!! This one is a keeper!! What a gentleman. Cant wait to tell the girls after he picked up the tab. They will be SO impressed.”

“Okay date is coming to an end. He offered to walk me to my car. Make sure to thank him for dinner once again and express what a wonderful time I had. I’m nervous. Crap I’m so nervous. What do I say now?? Did he think this went as well as I did? Is he going to try to kiss me goodnight? Oh gosh… he’s facing me. He’s leaning in. He kissed me!! Ahhhh! Trying not to show my excitement. Act natural. Act calm. Say goodbye and be on your merry way.”

“Well that date was a success. We’re practically boyfriend girlfriend now. I can’t wait to see him again. Wonder when I’ll hear from him again. I cant wait to tell my friends ALL about this!!”

05 Jan 2012 Leave a comment

My new obsession is Mac’s Fix+Spray.

I bought it about a week ago and I just love it! I spray it on my face when I’m done applying my foundation to hold my makeup in place all day long. I feel like my coverage stays on longer and doesnt rub off. Try it!

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05 Jan 2012 Leave a comment

by calabri2 in Just My Random Thoughts

Sometimes when I’m laying in bed at the end of the day and I know I’ve worked out, havent eaten a ton, and chillin with whitening trays in my mouth, I think to myself:

“This was a successful day.”

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