there’s a new pickup-line making the rounds and it’s showing up all over online dating. (Yes I’m on a dating site…judge away)
My best friend recently received the same message from two different guys online and sure enough, this morning I was greeted with the same one. Let me show you how creative guys can be:
“After a rigorously brief overview of your profile I wanted to let you know I have already married and divorced you in my mind. Thanks for the wonderful memories…you will always have a special place in my heart.
your ex-hubby,
Bryan.
PS. You can keep the dog and I will take the house in Hawaii 🙂 “
Pause for reaction….
I don’t know how at the same time so many guys have heard of this little opening paragraph… but they’re all using it. They just switch up what they want to give the girl and what they want to keep. I’ve seen “You can keep the beach house in Florida, as long as I can have the dog and my DVDs back.” And one guy even said “you can keep the dragon, and I will keep the house on mars. 🙂 “
So that’s happening. FYI.
Tess Explains It All 