Gah!!  I miss sorority life so much. Thank you buzzfeed for reminding me how amazing it was and how I can never go back. *tear*

Such good times.

35 Signs You Miss Your Sorority

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Single Girl Story #12

There comes a time in every gal’s life where she is faced with seeing an ex at a bar… with his new girlfriend.

It’s not a moment anyone wishes to go through but sometimes it just happens and you have to face it. So what does one do when such a moment occurs?? Asks her good looking single guy friend to pretend to be her boyfriend, duh!!

I don’t know why in the moment I thought it was a good idea. I just didn’t  want to walk by him and be like “oh hiiii. Here you are with your new girlfriend. That’s cool. I’m here alone, still single.”
It took some persuading to get my guy friend to agree to be my boyfriend. He wanted to do a walk by with just his arm around me and I said “No!! We have to be holding hands! That is official bf gf status.” He replied with “I hate holding hands. I never hold my girlfriend’s hand.” and I said “Well maybe that’s why you’re still single.” Luckily after seeing my distress, he agreed to do a walk by and hold my hand. So off we went…hand in hand… oh so casually to walk by my ex. The first time around, we looked straight ahead and didn’t even look his way. We stopped at the other end of the bar, giggled about it, then waited a few minutes before we walked back.

As we walked back again hand in hand this time the ex and I made eye contact. And I greeted him with a smile and said hello. And I think he gave me a hug? I don’t know, I was so nervous I blacked out. Then he introduced me to his girlfriend and I smiled and shook her hand, Then he introduced himself to my “boyfriend” and they shook hands. And that was it. My pretend boyfriend and I walked way together. Mission accomplished!!!!

Just another day in the tortuous life of a single girl. *sigh*

My friends and I discussing life.

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Yes..that is Amanda Bynes working out at the gym. Not normal right? What would go through someone’s head to act like that? Lots and lots of drugs?? I dont know…

So I’m going to say it… I’m very skeptical of this whole Amanda Bynes meltdown fiasco. A part of me really believes that this is all some joke on America and she is acting like this for some upcoming movie roll. Remember how Joaquin Phonex pretended to be a rapper or whatever for awhile and we were all like “what the heck is wrong with him?”, then we later found out it was for some documentary/movie and he was just “acting”. Ya… I believe Amanda is doing the same thing. 

I would love it if Amanda Bynes went on the Tonight Show and was like “heeeeeey everyone. It’s all a big fat joke. I’ve been acting like a crazy girl for this upcoming movie titled ‘How a D-List Actress Can Go From No Career to A-List Status By Just Acting Nutso’ It’ll be out this Summer! Ya’ll were fooled!!” 

OR it could even be called “The Lindsay Lohan Project”. Man I’m a genius. Britney Spears’ meltdown was believable and justified. Amanda Bynes’ meltdown is not. And I hate when people compare her to Britney. Like “oh my gosh it’s totally Britney 2.0!!” Um, how about no? People don’t care enough about Amanda for it to even come close to how epic Britney’s meltdown was. So please dont put them in the same category. 

Rant over. And if it turns out that Amanda is really on crazy drugs and all these actions are real and true…then I’ll eat my words.

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Why does it seem our parents are the crazy ones and we always have to be the ones giving them advice and looking after them?

It makes me wonder if when my friends and I are all old and parents, are we going to be crazy too and just not realize it?? Cause I’m pretty sure if you asked us now we’d all say that we think we’re pretty sane.

I don’t follow this blog (maybe I should) but a friend sent me this link and this page was so so cute I had to post about it.

This is why I can’t wait to have kids.

A CUP OF JO

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Gah!! I want.

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As we all know… I am the Queen of becoming obsessed with television shows. Gossip Girl, Vampire Diaries, Sons of Anarchy, Mad Men, Mindy Project, New Girl, Revenge…I mean the list goes on and on. So this link by Buzzfeed is just too spot on. Welcome to my life. lol

The 27 Stages Of Getting Addicted To A Television Show

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Tomorrow is moving day!!! Yes…it’s true. I am moving again. I’ve lived in LA for almost 5 years and this will be my 5th apartment I’ve moved into. So that’s fun. haha Every place I move into I say to myself “This is it! I am settling here for a few years!” And of course that’s never the case.

I’m moving in with one of my friends who I’ve known since elementary school. It should be pretty exciting. The only part that isnt exciting is packing up. I have avoided my kitchen till the very last day. So that I will take on tonight. Not stressful at all. haha Wish me luck!

And I’ll let you know how settling into the new place goes. 🙂

As many of you know, Reese Witherspoon and her hubby were arrested over the weekend. According to reports Reese was very obnoxious with the officer that was arresting her husband for a DUI and said things to him like “Do you know who I am??!” 

The next day after the incident hit every single media outlet, Reese released a statement and said “Out of respect for the ongoing legal situation, I cannot comment on everything that is being reported right now. But I do want to say, I clearly had one drink too many and I am deeply embarrassed about the things I said. It was definitely a scary situation and I was frightened for my husband, but that is no excuse. I was disrespectful to the officer who was just doing his job. I have nothing but respect for the police and I’m very sorry for my behavior.”

Now how freaking awesome is she?? I love when a celebrity tells the honest truth to the public. Now there’s nothing left to talk about. “Oh did you hear about Reese?” “Ya she was just drunk. She apologized.” “Oh cool.” End of story. If every celeb did this there wouldnt be so much constant drama that the media just loooooves to twist and blow out of proportion.

Other celebrities that I wish would follow Reese’s lead on being honest to the public and what I wish they would say:

Amanda Bynes: “I’m going through a quarter of a century midlife crisis so I’m acting out. Also I smoke a lot of weed and it’s making me act a little cray cray. Carry on everyone! Dont mind me!”

Lindsay Lohan: “No matter how many times I go to rehab I still love to go out and party and drink and not take any responsibility for my actions. And it all stems from me wanting attention because my parents are fuck ups and never gave me enough.”

Mary Kate & Ashley: “Sorry we let down all our fans down and grew up to became total odd balls. Don’t hate the celebrity hate the game! “


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