hahahahahah Oh man….

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Oh GAWD. I want a corgi so bad. 

The 25 Cutest Corgi Puppies Currently Online

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My ‘to do’ pile at work just keeps getting higher and higher and it’s NO bueno.

This is amazing. Dying with laughter. The youtube comments are amazing too:

“This is the real life version of Quagmire from Family Guy.”
“No fool like an old fool.”
“That reporter struck fucking gold.”

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You lick your lips, you taste like years of being alone.

Warsan Shire (via winterkristall)

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In any industry, there’s a double standard. The moment you mess up, it’s over, your reputation spreads. No one takes you seriously. A man could do whatever the hell he wants to do — beat people up, do drugs, cuss people out, sleep with 10,000 women a night — and be cool, be held in praise. It’s almost like, being a woman, you’re damned if you do and damned if you don’t.

Nicki Minaj, Marie Claire Magazine (via albinwonderland)

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Week 1

Well…well….it’s officially been a week since I first posted about the new year and how I wanted to get on track and lose weight. This first week has been a HUGE success. I’ve gone to the gym almost every day. I think I only missed a day or two. And I’m already down 4 lbs!

I know this is a lot for a week…and it won’t be this great EVERY week. But just taking a week off from drinking and eating poorly has completely de-bloated me. I feel better already. 

I’ve been cooking all my meals, doing 30-40 mins of cardio a day, and haven’t eaten ANY junk food. I’m excited to keep ya’ll posted. Because talking about it here keeps me motivated. And I hope I can continue to receive better results.

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littleoutsider:

WHY DO WE NEVER TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT FOR THE PAST 15 YEARS IN A SMALL TOWN IN ALASKA THE MAYOR HAS BEEN A CAT 

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 ”He doesn’t raise our taxes – we have no sales tax. He doesn’t interfere with business,” said Lauri Stec “He’s honest.”

and he oNLY drinks water from a wine glass

A town decided that a cat would be a better mayor than people

“He’s good, probably the best we’ve had,”

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itsneemzbitch:

Don’t We All Fucking Wish… 

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Hahaha omg. If you haven’t watched Ja’mie on HBO you must! It’s only like 6 episodes and it’s the most amusing thing I’ve ever watched lol

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