Tess Explains It All

I joined one of those free dating websites. I felt I really needed to start putting myself out there, even if it’s at a pathetic attempt at online dating. I’ve met so far about 3 guys with potential. And by met I mean we’ve sent messages back and forth online. I have yet to meet any of them face to face. One guy tried to pretend he was spontaneous and could just message me any time of the day when he wanted to meet for coffee. Well I am not spontaneous, ESPECIALLY when it comes to dating.  I need to know the date time and place of a date at least a week before. This is due to the fact of how much I hate going on dates and I feel a week fully prepares me to go through with it.

I was super into this website for about 2 weeks? Then life got busy and I couldnt keep up with the messages and the “so and so is checking you out right now!” I just logged in after about a week and a half of avoiding it and here were just a handful of messages I received:

“I read your profile and noticed something that I can’t say about many girls on this website, you actually have a personality. Strike that and I’ll take it one step further, you actually have a pulse.”

“A couple questions for you:
1. If you were a cat, what would your cat name be?
2. In your opinion, which type of cookie is the most delicious of all cookies?”

“…By the way regarding laughter I firmly concur, humor is essential, now this is just my theory but I’ve always believed laughter is the secret key too life. Hear me out, life in itself can be fairly dull at times, essentially black and white but its laughter which brings that necessary bit of color too the forefront. E.G – Laughter would be the peprika on already delicious deviled egg!!! lol Hope you enjoyed my colorful analogy!! I must admit I’m quite the colorful character, but in all honesty im just a silly , goofy , fun loving , kind hearted lad!! :)”

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Isn’t online dating fun?????