“Damn you Swift.” – Adam Levine at the People’s Choice Awards.

This completely made my Wednesday. In a youtube documentary, we see Jay Z on a subway where he sits next to an older woman who doesnt recognize him.

You can tell that it must have been so refreshing for Jay Z. To be swarmed by fans all day every day, then to get on the train and have a normal conversation with an every day person but have felt so weird to him. And he was just so nice and adorable. It’s fun to watch the build up of all the crazy fans around him and then to see this moment happen a minute later. **Skip to minute 19 to view**

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I’m not sure what’s more annoying…

Political facebook rants or facebook status updates where people say: “Okay everyone!! The election is over! Let’s all move on!!!!”

Everyone is trying to stand out and be clever but they’re all just saying the same thing!!!!!

One person said it best, “You know you’re over political updates when you’d rather hear how pregnant everyone is.” 

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Xtina and Jimmy Fallon

This. Is. Awesome. Christina Aguilera and Jimmy Fallon perform  “Your Body” with The Roots and office supplies.
I actually like this version better than the original. haha It’s awesome hearing XTina sing accapella. And can we focus on the guys in the back ripping paper and making scissor sounds? Hilarious. 

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When my married friends on facebook post status updates like “Happy 4 month anniversary hubby!”

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Normal daily work convo on Gchat

Me: So I just realized something very important. A girl needs to end up with a guy who worships her. The only way a girl is ever going to be treated the way she deserves is if the guy worships her!”

Friend: Agreed. Good point.

Me: A guy will never be douchey if he worships his girl. He’ll do anything for her, and be so sweet and loving.

Friend: And I’ll worship him in return!

Me: Oh ya true. It’ll be even better if you worship him too. Nothing but happiness!

Me:Oh wait… I think I just defined love….Not that big of a revelation like I thought.

Friend: Oh is that what this is? Love?

That awkward moment….

your Sacramento boy texts you out of nowhere to tell you that the fact that you have 400 instagram followers doesnt entirely count because one of the followers is named “wetgirlsshoutout” . 

CONFESSION

I just figured out today on my own what DIY stands for. I’ve been seeing it everywhere lately. On Facebook, on pinterest, headline links… and I just sort of ignore the word. Like thinking to myself “Okay Die necklaces.” or “Alright Die picture frames.”

Then out of nowhere today…a light bulb went off and I realized…
DIY = DO IT YOURSELF!!

Ta-da!! #learnsomethingneweveryday

The next moderator.

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The 9 Steps of Having A Crush- Told In Gifs

1.) The moment you realize you have a crush and have fallen head over heels in lust…
 

2.) Fantasizing about your crush
 

3.) The first time you get liquid courage and attempt to flirt with your crush

4.) When you’re so completely giddy over your crush you can’t stop daydreaming and smiling

5.) But then you slowly discover your crush isn’t into you at all…

6.) And you’re not surprised because this is the story of your life.

7.) And then before you know it, you find out your crush has moved on to some else and you meet with your friends to drown your sorrows

 

8.) And you’re back to having only your cat to love you.

 

9.) That final moment where you realize your feelings for your crush are officially gone and you wonder what you saw in them in the first place.

 

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