26 Mar 2014 Leave a comment

by calabri2 in Uncategorized Tags: , ,

Ohhh goodness. So I’m watching this new show on Bravo called ‘Online Dating Rituals of the American Male’ and it makes me question any and all online dates I have ever been on. Some of the guys on this show are nice and normal but 90% of them are douche bags!! When they first meet a girl they always say “wow, you look even better in person!” And then they tell the camera privately “she’s like a 7. Her knee caps are deformed and her waist is not proportionate to her boobs”
Like ummmm say whaaaaaaa???

And many of the douchey guys all say online dating is for getting laid.
Dear men, I can guarantee you girls are not online dating to get laid.

Girls online date because they can’t meet guys through friends or at work so they turn to dating sites to meet a larger pool of men. NOT TO GET LAID.

Sheesh…

That awkward moment….

14 Nov 2012 Leave a comment

by calabri2 in The Single Life/Love Stories Tags: , , ,

your chatting with your bestie about the guy she’s been on two super awesome dates with. And a light bulb goes off in your head and you think “Wait! I also met a guy online named James that I went on a date with a few months back.”

And you compare phone numbers and yup…turns out she’s going on dates with the SAME guy you went on a date with!! I mean…it’s not like Los Angeles is that small. How can that even happen? Funniest situation ever! Luckily it wasnt at the same time or anything and we’re both totally fine with it. 

Good news ladies…

11 Jul 2012 Leave a comment

by calabri2 in The Single Life/Love Stories Tags: , , , ,

there’s a new pickup-line making the rounds and it’s showing up all over online dating. (Yes I’m on a dating site…judge away)

My best friend recently received the same message from two different guys online and sure enough, this morning I was greeted with the same one. Let me show you how creative guys can be:

“After a rigorously brief overview of your profile I wanted to let you know I have already married and divorced you in my mind. Thanks for the wonderful memories…you will always have a special place in my heart.

your ex-hubby,

Bryan.

PS. You can keep the dog and I will take the house in Hawaii 🙂 “

Pause for reaction….

I don’t know how at the same time so many guys have heard of this little opening paragraph… but they’re all using it. They just switch up what they want to give the girl and what they want to keep. I’ve seen “You can keep the beach house in Florida, as long as I can have the dog and my DVDs back.” And one guy even said “you can keep the dragon, and I will keep the house on mars. 🙂 “

So that’s happening. FYI.