In any industry, there’s a double standard. The moment you mess up, it’s over, your reputation spreads. No one takes you seriously. A man could do whatever the hell he wants to do — beat people up, do drugs, cuss people out, sleep with 10,000 women a night — and be cool, be held in praise. It’s almost like, being a woman, you’re damned if you do and damned if you don’t.

Nicki Minaj, Marie Claire Magazine (via albinwonderland)

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Week 1

Well…well….it’s officially been a week since I first posted about the new year and how I wanted to get on track and lose weight. This first week has been a HUGE success. I’ve gone to the gym almost every day. I think I only missed a day or two. And I’m already down 4 lbs!

I know this is a lot for a week…and it won’t be this great EVERY week. But just taking a week off from drinking and eating poorly has completely de-bloated me. I feel better already. 

I’ve been cooking all my meals, doing 30-40 mins of cardio a day, and haven’t eaten ANY junk food. I’m excited to keep ya’ll posted. Because talking about it here keeps me motivated. And I hope I can continue to receive better results.

echalegalleta:

littleoutsider:

WHY DO WE NEVER TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT FOR THE PAST 15 YEARS IN A SMALL TOWN IN ALASKA THE MAYOR HAS BEEN A CAT 

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 ”He doesn’t raise our taxes – we have no sales tax. He doesn’t interfere with business,” said Lauri Stec “He’s honest.”

and he oNLY drinks water from a wine glass

A town decided that a cat would be a better mayor than people

“He’s good, probably the best we’ve had,”

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itsneemzbitch:

Don’t We All Fucking Wish… 

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Hahaha omg. If you haven’t watched Ja’mie on HBO you must! It’s only like 6 episodes and it’s the most amusing thing I’ve ever watched lol

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This blows my mind. It’s so freaking cold that Lake Michigan is now a sea of ice balls!

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voguingfemme:

BODY DOWN.  

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WHAT I THINK EVERY TIME I LOOK AT MY FACEBOOK NEWSFEED

howdoiputthisgently:

Ooooo Emily Maynard from The Bachelor and The Bachelorette is engaged!!! His name is Tyler Johnson and she met him at church years and years ago, I guess.

I was just asking my friend last night as we watched the season premiere of The Bachelor if she was still single or seeing anyone.
Well I guess she’s been seeing someone! 3rd times a charm right?? Or is this the 4th?

Long live Jef with one F!!!!

picture: Emily’s instagram account

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Annoying Guys From Online Dating:

Guy #1: Randomly out of the blue he texted me around 7pm Saturday night and said “I got a dvd screener of ‘American Hustle’ I am going to watch on my movie screen. 🙂 What are you doing tonight?”
Me: “That sounds so fun. But I can’t tonight. :-/” 
Guy #1: “No, that’s not what I meant. I was just telling you what I’m doing and asking you what you were up to.”

Oh really?? Really? You just like to randomly text me in the middle of the day and tell me what your plans are when I didnt even ask?! And I’m not supposed to assume that that’s an invite?
Aint nobody got time for that, weirdo.

Guy#2: “So when are you available so we can go on a date?”
Me: “Next week sometime. Weds maybe?”
Guy #2: “Maybe? I don’t do maybes.  If the best you got is maybe, I’ll pass.”
Me: “Okay dramatic. I didnt mean it like that. I meant it as a question. Like Wednesday works for me, would it work for you too?”
Guy #2: “Okay Wednesday works! See you then! 🙂 “

Ummmmmm no…you will not be seeing me then.

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