I’m so glad Avril Lavigne made this her next single. I really hope it’s a hit. It’s such a good song. No one does sad breakup/love songs like she does. (So Much For My Happy Ending, When You’re Gone, I’m With You..etc. )

Check out her new music video for “Wish You Were Here” . Simple but so interesting. Love!

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Is there…

a category in the Guinness Book of World Records for being single the longest? Because I’m pretty sure I would be on it.

Where The Boys At?

Tonight my apartment complex had a “come meet your neighbors on the deck” pizza party. Of course I was stoked because I see about 5 hot guys a day running around this complex so I thought….PERFECT! I can finally meet some! …or friendly neighbors…either or.

Well turns out “pizza” party was actually just “grab some free pizza, hang out by yourself, then leave” party . So… my roommate and I didnt meet a single person. Wait, I take that back. We did meet one very odd strange girl who plopped herself right down next to us and said “Hi. How long have you two lived here? Oh cool. I’ve lived here since June and my car got broken into.”
Umm… okay. hahaha Sheesh! And don’t think we didn’t try. It was just unfortunate that the only people that showed up to the party were couples and tenants over the age of 40. Cool.
I think the next party should be a “come work out in the gym” party so then maybe the hot guys will actually be around and I can meet one!

The Boyfriend Diet

I need to be on the boyfriend diet. It’s the only diet that has really worked for me. What’s the boyfriend diet you ask? Well let me tell ya….

The boyfriend diet consists of two main areas: portion control and daily workouts.

When I have a boyfriend I spend most of my time with him. That means that 75% of my meals are shared with this person. If I’m with my boyfriend I’m not going to order 4 tacos like I usually would if I was by myself or with my girlfriends, I’m going to order only 2 tacos. I’m not going to finish my whole plate of food when I’m with my boyfriend…I dont want him thinking I’m a fat ass…so I’ll only eat half my plate…if that. So when youre on the boyfriend diet…you’re totally engaging in portion control without even realizing it. And it’s because the whole time you’re thinking “I can’t eat more than him.”

The daily workouts are pretty self explanatory. When you have a boyfriend you get to partake in a strenuous cardio workout if ya know what I mean. *wink wink* *nudge* *nudge* Again, without even realizing…you are getting a work out and burning calories without needing to hit the gym. You’re not just pleasing yourself and your boyfriend…but working on your abs, legs and arms. It’s a win win!

I should probably patent my boyfriend diet plan before it goes global. I could be the next Betheny Frankel and write a book. Instead of “Natuarlly Thin” it’ll be titled “Naturally Thin Because of My Boyfriend.”     Okay…the title needs some work but you get the picture.

Dear boy…

Dear boy who I dated 4 years ago… why are you so cute now? Back when I was completely sprung off you…I couldnt get you to say one sweet cute thing to me if I paid you. But now…4 years later…you say the sweetest things EVER. I can’t help but smile.

Thanks Heidi! This link is SO funny and so true! Click link ^^^^

Seven Things A Twenty Something Can Do

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Let’s discuss…

this new facebook feature where they list all the contacts in your phone and link it to their facebook profiles. You can go through your facebook contact list…and if someone is in your phone, has a facebook page, but you arent their friend on facebook, it’ll ask you to add them as a friend.

Kind of amazing. 

For people like me who have names in their phone under “jersey shore guy”, “hot tub guy” “Tom from the bar” “Creeper-dont answer” …etc.. this little feature comes in handy. 

As I was scrolling through the list on facebook I noticed there was one guy who was in my telephone but I was not friends with on facebook. So I sent him a friend request. He looked super hot in his picture…but not familiar at all.

Sure enough, he accepted, and as I looked through the rest of his pictures I STILL had no clue who he was. So I did the next logical step, I called the number linked to his facebook profile knowing whatever I had him listed as in my phone would pop up. I dialed the number, hit send…and guess what name popped up? “Guy I Met At Club Haute-LA.”

Me and ‘Guy I Met At Club Haute- LA’ are officially facebook friends now. Ohhh joy!! Luckily, once I saw the contact name I immediately remembered who he was. And all the memories of why I didn’t continue talking with this guy came flooding back. :-/

What is it about country music that makes me think of that simple, passionate, old fashioned type of love? Brad Paisley’s new single featuring Carrie Underwood is called “Remind Me” and it is such a good song. And hot video. Love!

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Friends With Benefits

I saw the new movie with Justin Timberlake and Mila Kunis tonight – Friends With Benefits. So cute! I loved it.  But is it possible to have friends with benefits? I don’t think so. There is no way you can just have casual sex with someone…on a regular basis and not get emotionally attached. We all wish it could be that easy. 

If I’ve learned anything from this movie it’s that if you try to have a ‘friends with benefits’ relationship…you will inevitably fall in love and live happily ever after together. Duh! hahaha

I loved the part where Mila’s character says to JT “Why don’t romantic comedies show what happens after the big kiss??” To which Justin replies “They do… it’s called porn.”

Single Girl Story #9

I was walking with my roomate downtown last night heading to a friend’s birthday party. We had dressed up for the evening knowing the place we were going to was a little classier.

As we were walking, an attractive guy wearing a suit was walking a bit ahead of us looking down at his iphone. I checked him out and thought he looked very nice and was pretty cute. As we continued to walk he turned around, glanced at us, stopped and said “Hi ladies. I’m sure you’re both very busy but I had to stop you and say (turns toward my roommate) You are absolutely stunning!” My roommate smiled and laughed and thanked him but he continued on with “Seriously…your hair, your smile, your style…it’s all very attractive.” “Where are you from?” “Where are you heading?” “Seriously you are so beautiful.” …. This is where it got uncomfortable. Not only did we both realize at the same time that this guy was a weirdo…not a nice attractive guy like I had thought…but he was also starting to make me feel like shit.

hahahah Just kidding. It was fine. I mean…it’s totally okay to stop two girls who are walking and completely compliment one of them but not the other. Totally okay.

As my roommate smiled and thanked him once again we started to walk away and heard him mutter to himself “Aww…youre leaving? Walking away so soon?”
We picked up our speed and kept on walking.

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